By hellolaina - 27/06/2016 16:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
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berniro 14

Being a female is amazing because your uterus automatically senses when the worst possible time to get a period arises...shame on you for not giving it a baby OP!! In all seriousness, they can come early/late due to stress or changes in diet and vacations usually have both :/ I hope you came prepared anyway even though it's an inconvenience

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ecce 20

This happens to me all the time and it's the woooooorst.

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9a_z1 11

Mine seems to sense when a wedding is about to happen, even for my own. It's hard to think of love and blissful happiness when your uterus is trying to eat itself.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Me too!! Mine, which is always on schedule, was a week late just to be there in time. Ffs

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wow2mylife 25

I guess I got it lucky every time my period start it when I don't need to go to School like weekends or holidays but it bad timing for you sorry op

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ginya 10

Just get yourself a menstrual cup. Since I switched from tampons I haven't had cramps and you can wear a cup for 12 hours at a time. It's made my period so much more manageable.

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TheMusicLover 16

The stress/excitement of your holiday could delay it and then when you relax (because holiday) it decides to come. Sucks but it's true :/

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neuronerd 28

If I get mine early, since I'm leaving for vacation in 3 days, I'm going to blame you for cursing me, OP. In any case, that sucks, and I'm sorry you're dealing with that inconvenience.

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LifeFailure 16

Try birth control. I'm on Seasonique and I will induce my period the week before vacation if I'm due to have it ON vacation. Another plus side is I only get my period 4 times a year! I make sure to always induce my period a week before big events like vacations and weddings.

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klutz44 28

When I was on the pill, I did the same thing. It was great! I knew for sure that I wasn't going to get my period on my wedding day (or anywhere even close to it!).

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usnwife 18

Mirena has all but stopped mine after 2 years. light spotting, just need a panty liner, for a few days every few months! And mine were always long and heavy. its not for everyone but has been great for me.

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brainstorm98 13

I've come to realize that mine always come when my in-laws are in town.

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