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By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
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ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

triple the nipple, triple the foreplay?

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Ribenalion 2

Loads of people have more than 2 nipples. "Supernumerary nipples are diagnosed at a rate of 1 in 18 humans." so, for every 18 comments we should have a dude or dudette with 3+ nipples :)

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ZTD09 2

What if the same person posts 18 comments, but only has 2 nipples?

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lalagirl912 0

then they grow one..

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UpsidedownKayak 9

**** nothing to be ashamed aboob. It's breast if you just accept it and don't milk this out for sympathy. Whatever you do, don't let it nipple away at your confidence.

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DocBastard 38

Sorry, I gotta nip this pun thread in the bud. I see tit going nowhere fast.

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UpsidedownKayak 9

Doc, If mammary serves me, you are never afraid to get things off your chest. That level of confidence makes me want to be your bosom buddy.

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LadyClarik 8

As titillating as this story is, it'd be breast if you kept this to yourself.  Stop being a complete boob and have it removed. Then all you'd have left is a bad mammary.   

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alliepocalypse 0

haha sorry 33 but 35 is better at the bad puns :)

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LadyClarik 8

Reluctantly, I will take the crown and dubious honour of being made Queen of Punday night. Of course I expect you boys to keep abreast of the tituation and fondle me, er fill me in appropriately. Of course as Queen for a pun I will need a royal physician, jester, and heir to the throne... Are Doc, Kay, and Boopity available?

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Evii_fml 5

HAHAHA LMFAO.!!! *clears throat* Sorry 'bout that Xp

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perdix 29

That could come in handy, say, if your wife gave birth to quintuplets.

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TapialPaado 1

My boyfriend has a third nipple. It just looks like a large, flat, slightly raised mole. /shrug Not a big deal, and not an FML by any stretch of the imagination.

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TH3_B345T 0

... so much can be said here. lets start off with.... WHAT THE ****?

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