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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:14 - United States

Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML
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satomi_ishida 0

Creep, he didn't even help you? Shove some chili sauce down his throat and see if he revives from that. -_-

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MassEffectNerd 0

weirder things have happend

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19nick97 0

Wow u sound like a nerd who passes out from water

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baralotta 0

thats not a FML, THATS ******* HILARIOUS!! XD

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satomi_ishida 0

Creep, he didn't even help you? Shove some chili sauce down his throat and see if he revives from that. -_-

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lalagirl912 0

no give him chili with his parents in it :) who knows where that's from?? *licks your tears*

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kpop_cutie93 3

it's okay, one time I was choking on water too and my friends just laughed instead of helping

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redrookie 0

agreed # 6. tht just sounds REALLY funny I don't c the FML in tht

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DocBastard 38

Is there something wrong with your "a" key, or are you just savoring the 14 milliseconds that you saved typing "tht" instead of "that"?

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joooeee 3

Hey maybe his "a" key is jammed or he doesn't have a left pinky to use to type it. Don't be so discriminatory.

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iluvfmls456 0

his "a" key works just fine. his comment starts with an "a"

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xFalzz 0

Choking on drinking water is always comical.

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