Health: Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark... - FML

By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

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By BYUwildchild - 17/12/2010 16:23 - United States

Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML

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By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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TMI

By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a sports physical. I've had a giant, dark birthmark on my left ribcage that I've hated most of my life. Recently I've learned to embrace it and show it off by wearing bikinis. My doctor saw it and told me it's a fungus that's been spreading on my side all my life. FML

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Well spotted

By baybuh - 30/12/2009 17:26 - United States

Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML

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By tas2013kid - 01/12/2020 17:03 - Taiwan

Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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vatt 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:23

I want one

ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:27

triple the nipple, triple the foreplay?

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norriex3 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:37

how..can u mistake a nipple for a birthmark? like...wtf kinda nipple would look like a birthmark?! o.O

blacklite69 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 7:13

The superfluous kind. :)

knoll4007 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 8:08

You.

ajfraser 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:18

what kind if birthmark would look like a nipple?

lizliz23 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:39

ewwwwwwww

salsalover_12 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:40

well look at it this way if you never make it to college you could always become a circus freak and you can be known as "nip"

VeeVengeance 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 3:25

lame

SmyD666547 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 3:31

god damn Africa...

dannyboy66 7

Tuesday 11 January 2011 3:54

lame says the guy with the bloddy maxi pads

cassiieeX22 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 4:29

your name could be tripnip

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Tuesday 11 January 2011 8:21

41- You're an asshole.

MassEffectNerd 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:45

some people find that sexy (I am not one of them)

Fmler01 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:52

Haha i have that too. But its so small that u couldnt mistake it as a third nipple.

head2133 12

Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:10

lol same

Pb25797051 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 4:25

same

charllotttee 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 13:22

SAME. I think

beadancer 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:52

it's very common. most of the time is a small areola. and no not all people have breast tissue with them. some look like a small discoloration easily confused for a birthmark.

xXCherrryBombXx 6

Wednesday 11 July 2012 0:54

did anyone else think of chandler off friends..?

JessieMongoose 11

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:56

LMFAO!!!!!!

Sheldaddy 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:59

that's sick. I guess it would be more awkward if you were a girl though.

dayday14_fml 4

Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:00

ewww

bkenney 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:17

that's hot ;)

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