Love and Work: Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees....

By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 00:02

Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 12:00

Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML

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By okaythen - 14/08/2016 19:21 - United States - Euless

Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 15:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML

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Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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Sneaky but clever

By Sorryfornotbeinggoodenough - 19/02/2022 18:00

Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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By darkman28 - 07/04/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML

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scorpiogirl666 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 9:56

Oh my god, you're REALLY creepy...

Zurr 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 10:03

This isn't an FML. If it turns out that they leave you to work for a rival company and run you out of business, then that's an FML. >>

Comments

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 20 January 2010 15:24

A sad moment in life eh? When you actually start to realize what the **** you're doing.

handhugsftw 0

Friday 20 August 2010 8:23

YDI for being the biggest creep I have ever encountered.

nkt_19 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 21:53

hahaha you're a creep!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:45

Bosses like you piss me off. You pick one favorite employee and do everything you can for him/her, even if they aren't worth a damn. Three guesses who gets the promotions and all the special treatments, and gets away with everything, while the rest of us "little people" work our asses off and don't even get a thank you. You're pathetic. Plus, in many places, it's illegal for a boss to date his/her employee. YDI

RavingRavyn 4

Tuesday 18 October 2011 12:48

Stalker much? You are the type of co-worker that makes people hate their jobs.

DarkFirefly206 9

Friday 30 December 2011 2:34

....So? That isn't creepy, just curiosity. If I were bored and had a crush on someone, I'd do the same. It isn't any worse than, say, looking at ****. (coughcoughFMLcommenterscoughcough) Hope you guys at least made a cute couple ;)

TrippingOnAcid 29

Friday 20 January 2012 0:01

I don't think it's that creepy. It's natural to obsess over crushes.

bobbeta30 14

Sunday 19 February 2012 21:35

Yah, I'm a bit worse than that. I went to my crush's school play, at a different school.....

chrisp87 11

Wednesday 9 January 2013 11:28

You're just a bunch of creepy and weird aren't you. Either way why don't you just ask your crush out and if he has a girl then move on don't be a psycho nobody wants to date someone who is psychotic.