By Username - 03/05/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML
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marijuanasmoker4 3

You could gain more weight, and just roll across the crosswalk.

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randomguy1millon_fml 0

its called running

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sizzle1012 0

has anyone else noticed that they spelled loose wrong?

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InvisibleReign 0

Fail. They used the correct word, "To lose weight". Loose is like "It's coming loose." Better luck next time though.

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Mandarooo 7

No. Because they didn't. You did.

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guckylynn 19

Please tell me that's a joke.

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brookexrawrr 0

hahaha that sucks. youre determination should mainly come from things like tour looks and your personal opinion of yourself.

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AndrewIsBored 0

I was chubs when I was little. I used to walk pretty fast. I grew up to be skinny and SLOW. what's the hurry..right haha.

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WilsonR3 0

how much do you weigh?

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awesomeloser14 0

well run when you cross thats what I do!!

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lilmisslovely13 15

maybe she is running :)

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joelee1408 0

try running next time around

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