By Username - 03/05/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML
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marijuanasmoker4 3

You could gain more weight, and just roll across the crosswalk.

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holagranola 15

have you looked at your pic and name ?;)

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leeshxx 3

darling picking a fight with boners is close to suicide.

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Slipknot666Maggo 0

sorry we aren't all anorexic like you are. :)

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brookexrawrr 0

143 (holagranola), your picture is as fake as pam andersons boobs. do you have any idea how often that girls been used as ugly chicks' defaults ? no, just no.

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

Man, you guys just worship boners, don't you? I'm sure he can fend for himself without everyone throwing in some comment or saying "lol xD that was funny :3" It just looks pathetic.

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leeshxx 3

just wondering 240 when did we say your example I don't worship boners other way around I use to be on his neck tie duh

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leeshxx 3

you know your fake when your photo pops up when you type emo girl

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holagranola 15

ya I know it's fake I didn't wanna put my real pic up

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holagranola 15

but if it's such a big deal I'll change it;)

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gmangmoney1314 0

Hahahahaha, wow that's sad! You must be really fat!

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snowdrift 6

hahaha, ydi for being fat(:. unless its a medical reason your fat~ then sorry.:(

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NBS93 0

You don't cross fast meaning the light changes and cars run you over?

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whiteboy7thst 2

I bet the real reason is the burger king on the other side

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owen220 0

Or you could run over the crosswalk, that way you get fit and don't get ran over. WIN

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abasio 1

At least you're now doing something about it.

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