Miscellaneous: Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home...

By Not turnt - 27/07/2015 19:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

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You deserved it 2 591

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

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You deserved it 3 273

By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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You deserved it 126 217

By doyouwantmedead - 21/08/2017 12:00 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I asked my mom if I could go to a friend's birthday. She said no, claiming I had been to too many this year already. I'd only been to one. It was my own. FML

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You deserved it 237

By Me myself & I - 19/04/2016 01:09 - United States - Columbus

Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML

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By etmerda - 12/07/2012 10:31 - United States

Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 699

By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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You deserved it 862

By FriendlessLoser - 17/08/2016 07:11 - United States - Bristow

Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML

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You deserved it 2 732

By Amanda - 13/12/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML

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You deserved it 3 911

By apple - 28/02/2010 18:57 - United States

Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML

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You deserved it 32 204

Controlling

By I'mmessedup - 26/04/2022 14:00

Today, I think the only reason my mom hosts my kid's birthday, and other parties at her huge house in the country, is so she can be a complete bitch to us on the day, and if we even sound annoyed, it's, "Well, this is my home, I don't have to open it to anyone." FML

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You deserved it 277

Fuaaad1994 31

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:08

Throwing house parties sounds like so much fun, bunch of people trashing your house and you cleaning up after them...

molly471 22

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:08

You should prove her wrong

Comments

axfabxdisaster 25

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:19

Quality over quantity. The amount of your friends doesn't matter as long as all of you are trusting and faithful

daddysgirl243 21

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:22

now you should throw the biggest party imaginable. make project x look like a small party compared to yours

1dvs_bstd 41

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:26

Post it on social media and I guarantee you'd be fixing new windows, doors and hell, all your furniture the following days.

mds9986 24

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:33

I don't think OP cares as much about not having a lot of friends as he does his mom being stupid.

Arcanel 18

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:42

Think of the postives you get alone time. A lot of people have big families and their is always back round noise you never get to enjoy anything in peace believe me. Besides its quality over quantity I myself only have 4 but they are all reliable and loyal. So don't worry about it enjoy your alone time brother I envy it.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:46

Well you don't have to worry about cleaning up after one...and maybe attend one somewhere else sometime...

LegolasPrincess 10

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:49

I wouldn't take it so hard, friends can cause nothing but trouble if you give them free roam of your house

mustangbravo 27

Tuesday 28 July 2015 1:06

Prove her wrong.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Tuesday 28 July 2015 1:14

Why don't you invite all of us over?

Brandi_Faith 33

Tuesday 28 July 2015 6:13

I picture a lot of anxiety filled, socially awkward people, standing in corners on their phone talking to their cyber friends or communicating to the other fmlers in the room via their phones lol.