Miscellaneous: Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home...

By Not turnt - 27/07/2015 19:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

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By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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By doyouwantmedead - 21/08/2017 12:00 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I asked my mom if I could go to a friend's birthday. She said no, claiming I had been to too many this year already. I'd only been to one. It was my own. FML

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By Me myself & I - 19/04/2016 01:09 - United States - Columbus

Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML

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By etmerda - 12/07/2012 10:31 - United States

Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By FriendlessLoser - 17/08/2016 07:11 - United States - Bristow

Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML

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You deserved it 2 731

By Amanda - 13/12/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML

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By apple - 28/02/2010 18:57 - United States

Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML

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Controlling

By I'mmessedup - 26/04/2022 14:00

Today, I think the only reason my mom hosts my kid's birthday, and other parties at her huge house in the country, is so she can be a complete bitch to us on the day, and if we even sound annoyed, it's, "Well, this is my home, I don't have to open it to anyone." FML

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Fuaaad1994 31

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:08

Throwing house parties sounds like so much fun, bunch of people trashing your house and you cleaning up after them...

molly471 22

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:08

You should prove her wrong

Comments

Randomness90 27

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:17

Don't worry you are not the only one!

wsj93 6

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:28

I don't have friend either, don't feel bad. Lol

vikky538 28

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:43

Its not trust OP.. Its the wrong belief in you.. You can prove her wrong if you wanted to...

stieglar 17

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:55

Just tell everyone at your school that your having a banger. Trust me, people will show.

wordygirl 11

Tuesday 28 July 2015 3:00

uhhh hello??? u got us:) we couldn't trash your house if we tried;)

Csoi 28

Tuesday 28 July 2015 3:06

Oml it's the same with my mom! It's a good thing, trust me.

ThePaperDragon 31

Tuesday 28 July 2015 3:51

Your fellow FML users are mostly friendly! Invite us all! (I just hope your house is large enough) Also, I do not do well in large groups, so I would likely not go, but the idea is there for all the others!

amber3120 15

Tuesday 28 July 2015 4:19

Same.

ArcheryArtist 20

Tuesday 28 July 2015 4:24

Story of my life.

MandieL 27

Tuesday 28 July 2015 4:36

You really don't need a whole lot of friends to have a party or be happy. Too many people equals too much drama. Not only that but IMO people suck lol. I enjoy being an introvert though so I may be biased.