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By Anonymous - 08/04/2012 18:55 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

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By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

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By Frozen Delight - 24/02/2019 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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Inappropriate

By Pandistoteles - 14/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Monday 9 April 2012 0:16

I missed a promotional Pokémon toy...I feel her pain.

goldfishgod 20

Monday 9 April 2012 0:17

Can you blame her?

Comments

aimeesea75 16

Tuesday 10 April 2012 21:45

This is my future.

metil 8

Wednesday 11 April 2012 0:50

I agree, your life sucks. Your daughter is one of the many embarrassments of the world today.

tpike1296 11

Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:05

So much more embarrassing to the world for someone to watch MLP:FiM than for assholes to judge everyone for everything, right? SMH

tpike1296 11

Wednesday 11 April 2012 0:58

I did too. Damnit! I wanted Rainbow Dash! I did, however, get my hands on Fluttershy.

MissingNO123 7

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:49

If this is really an fml, like legitimate not fake, then I feel sorry for OP, for being a D-bag and really just not accepting the fact that people do actually watch this show (and are mentally stable actual working, self-sustained people) and aren't just a big immature and childish group of gayhomofags.

jillybean555 5

Wednesday 11 April 2012 6:03

Damn it! They're not promoting those anymore?

KageKaldaka 6

Wednesday 11 April 2012 6:29

Hey don't be downing on her. I wish I would have been able to go to try to get/ ask for Fkuttershy, and I'm 18. And you know what? I'm brony and I know it Also the proper term is just brony, pegasisters are generally looked down upon by those female bronies who simply go by brony, at least from what I have seen on our beloved Internet. Al hail Celestia! All hail Luna!

KageKaldaka 6

Wednesday 11 April 2012 6:32

Also I didn't et any of them, my family doesn't go to McDonald's and I don't have my license( the Internet is more important than a shiny car) so... Oh and also meant 17 not 18