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Same thing different taste
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Maybe he needed it more than you did
And of course your a woman
Aw well atleast you did someone else good.... Without meaning to.. But alls good!
I would have taken what was rightfully mine then silenced the thief from afar.
Today, I was at a deli and some random person let me cut them in line. Turns out I was their hundredth customer and got my lunch for free. Best day ever!
Ahhh! I see what you did there.
I really hope OP isn't one of those people that would have tried to fight te guy for the prize. That makes me feel so bad for humanity as a whole
That sounds like an episode of Spongebob.
Are you wearing a strap on in your pic???
Wow hot
The one where Patrick gets his liscence and is the 1 millionth person to get it xD
Why is everyone commenting on her profile pic instead of replying to her comment?
I totally agree. That's hot!
DanielWilliams - because their emotional growth halted at "horny 13-year old hormone factory".
21 Do you have the slightest idea of what a strap on is? It's a plastic dick strapped to a woman's crotch. Now do you see that in the pic?
Because that is smokin hot
72 - I thought they were rubber... learned something new today
Yeah I think both, I've never tried one so I wouldn't know.
Yes, that is definitely something off sponge bob. And to halt the argue over the profile pic, it appears to be a garter belt of sort?
There are some right perverts on FML these days..
She probably bought lunch at the 'Kirsty Crab' hahaha. Worst joke of the day. okay, I'll stop
Well it's more fulfilling to pay for it.
No it's not
everyone knows free food tastes better!
Damn straight yo! Word to the masses
New deli... I miss my home
Just visit Surrey, BC. It's like a New New Delhi.
I'm sure that guy was delighted, and I bet his free lunch was delicious. I hope he delicately thanked you for deliberately letting him in front of you.
Deli-ghted? Deli-cious? You sly dog, you.
You made a persons day. I would personally have no problem with this.
Hey shit happens! I'm sure there will be a day where you're luckier than a leprechaun's penis.
Aw, I'm sorry, OP! Just think of it this way. Maybe he'd been depressed lately and this lifted his spirits! Maybe he is really low on money and almost couldn't afford to pay for his food. It just wasn't meant to be, OP. :)
If he could pay for his food I don't think he would go to a deli...
I agree tht wud be stoopid
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That sounds like an episode of Spongebob.
Maybe he needed it more than you did