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By depr3ssed - 31/01/2010 17:42 - United States

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Today, I realized what all the women I've been with have in common: Craigslist. FML

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By shea234 - 20/02/2012 16:19 - United States

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Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2016 15:18 - Australia - Adelaide

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Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML

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By mislead - 22/09/2014 16:43 - United States - Baton Rouge

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Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML

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Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 23:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 05:10 - United States - Novi

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

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karrdesw 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:32

I kinda call it a win for being able to find more than one REAL person on craigslist...

HeresReality 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:16

for those of you who don't understand, craigslist is a website where people can advertise their job openings. it is used In this context when prostitutes advertise themselves ad this is how the OP gets women

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Sekococo 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:02

i could understand they've been on craigslist but that doesnt rule out that maybe one or two of them was on there for not dating or sexaul reason. My friend goes on craigslist to sell stuff or buy stuff. -.- its whatever.

5trang3r5 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:13

this is not an fml....

pryo 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:21

Pretty sure I've already heard this one already. try being more original buddy lol

yourlifesfucked 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:22

how is this an fml? you obviously didnt pay them for sex or ud have known that they were craigsluts. YLIF for having herpeghonosyphilaids now, though.

skylar98 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:22

lol, retarded

iloveloosy12 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:29

hahahahahahhaha

WreckerGirl 4

Monday 1 February 2010 0:29

WHAT iS CRAIGSLIST? Anybody? xo

nadsm 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:20

I know you got your question answered, but uhm, you do realize you're on the internet, right? You know you CAN just google it.. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=craigslist

beffburger 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:33

what the hell is craiglist???'nn

yeahreally 6

Monday 1 February 2010 0:34

thats craigslist for ya.

arizdegenerate 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:38

craigslist is a site that people use to buy/sell/trade. I've gotten some good deals on craigslist. www.craigslist.org

WreckerGirl 4

Monday 1 February 2010 0:47

Thankyou :-)

pwincessa23 1

Monday 1 February 2010 2:48

Ur so very not freaki welcome!

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