Miscellaneous: Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend...

By usmcgirl - 18/11/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2018 15:00

Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML

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By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2016 19:26 - Belgium - Overijse

Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of 5 years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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By uneducated - 07/03/2010 00:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

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Fate, up against your will

By Gerry - 03/01/2021 17:03

Today, according to my wife of 30 years, I'm finally old enough that I look, smell, sound and act like my father. FML

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By Rory - 23/07/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

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Mommy's best boy

By Anonymous - 27/03/2022 04:00 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I realized that my mom has not had a date, or had sex, in 50 years. I've become her 'Husband-Son'. FML

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akiranozaki 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 8:54

That's gross. FYL indeed.

smiller0789 3

Wednesday 18 November 2009 12:06

Dude... usually the flowergirl is related to either the bride or groom. Nast

Comments

itsme88 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:21

"I do support the "love is blind" belief but most girls that age are looking for a sugar daddy. Cue music to Kanye West's "Golddigger". It's cliche but true." Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm in my 30's and I have a ton of friends the same age and NOT A SINGLE ONE OF US are gold diggers/looking for sugar daddies. Don't make generalzations (sorry sp sucks)

mj2123 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 17:04

"Girls"? Um, most WOMEN in their 30s are adults with better things to do than look for some man to take care of them.

pleasetryagain 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 17:06

Gold digger is the stereotype for girls 18-25. Women who are 30-40 are stereotyped as panicking due to their biological clock. Regardless, why should anyone care about age difference?

aero_fml 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 18:16

Semper Fi

romaunts 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 18:45

...and? How does this **** your life? This has... no impact on your life.

travelingfisher 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 19:42

Dad, you rock. Seriously, the only thing I have to say to large age differences in these situations, is you go. Either male or female, if they are in good enough shape and still cool enough to get someone that far away from their own age, then go for it.

jailbot 7

Wednesday 18 November 2009 20:19

your father is disgusting

Gavik 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 20:33

YDI for not letting your dad get in on the jailbait.

rakume 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 21:09

How is this a fml?

bayybee 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 22:05

Flower girls are generally 5-7. Your dad is 50? How old was he when he was married!??

ovrwhlmdbystupid 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 22:28

well, if he's 50 and the girlfriend is 30, that means he was 20 when she was born. so if she was 5-7 as a flower girl, he was 25-27 as the groom...is there something wrong with getting married at 25-27, bayybee?