Work and Poopoo peepee: Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal....

By Anonymous - 15/05/2018 01:30

Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML

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By PeedMom - 16/03/2018 09:00 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML

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By loser - 10/10/2009 20:45 - France

Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

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Fast and Furious

By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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By Matt - 13/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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Akitakat 31

Wednesday 25 April 2018 13:47

Why didn’t you just pull them down?

Zekfen 17

Tuesday 15 May 2018 1:33

Everyone who is cool pees in their pants!

Comments

dexter420 21

Tuesday 15 May 2018 5:55

Thats why you go over the fence and not through the gate

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 15 May 2018 8:49

Or pee through a small hole in the fence.

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 15 May 2018 7:48

Like in WWI go over the top.

bigdaddyeric 35

Tuesday 15 May 2018 8:23

Dude, that has happened to me at work in scrubs at a hospital plus I didn’t make it to the urinal, it was a trash can in a patient’s room! Thank God my scrub pants were Black....

Davros 12

Tuesday 15 May 2018 9:32

backwards for what, easy access? I wonder if the guys in the shower from the fml above know this trick

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 15 May 2018 11:55

You can only choose one. Easy access to taking a piss or easy access to taking a shit. You choose wrong for that day.

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 15 May 2018 17:22

OP, Dude, why the he’ll didn’t you just pull them down? Were you so confused by the situation that you couldn’t see the obvious solution. I think most of us guys at one time or another have managed to put their boxers on backwards - But to then pee your pants because you can’t think of pulling them down takes a special person. I confess to wondering “Drunk, high, or stupid?” Or did you wait to pee until you bladder was about to burst and it became truly desperate? That’s not so smart either....