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By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

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By soaked - 25/02/2013 19:16 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

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By killme - 29/02/2016 07:00 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML

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By Overflow - 16/08/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

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By Falcon - 09/02/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

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What he is thinking?

By fishyrael - 12/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I got the strong urge to pee right as I got home from work. In my hurry to get inside, I grabbed my keys out of my pocket. They flew out of my hand, into the bushes. I couldn't find them in time and ended up wetting myself in my driveway, three minutes before I had to pick my daughter up from school. FML

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Are you taking the piss?

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML

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Straining

By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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jonnied23 20

Sunday 13 May 2012 12:22

You shouldn't do that at other people's houses.

p888 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 12:21

Offer them a 'drink'

Comments

xgetxbentx 13

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:05

Why not pee and not flush? I'm assuming it's the noise of flushing that'd wake them, so either don't flush or tell the parents it's just habit and you woke them up on accident but you'll stay and help get them back to bed.

titzenpitzer 9

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:06

people do crazy stuff when in panic :) I once took a piss in the garden of my drummer because I was playing guitar in our rehearsal room (garage), there was no one home. And of course, also in mid-stream, his mother drives up. Sigh. Lucky for me, she didn't seem to mind.

monkeymofo 3

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:15

A girl and a cup!

MysticKnight 3

Sunday 13 May 2012 14:44

STFU MOFO monkey

rekege 18

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:25

It may sound bitchy, but I would've peed. The kids would be the parents' problem. Either that or the pee and no flushing idea.

Arrawyn 12

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:29

Here's an idea, why dont you just take your piss outside

badnews92 4

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:35

Potty? Really? :/

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:40

Asuming you're male, you could have just gone outside... You guys are so lucky whit that!

PotatoSupahNinja 3

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:42

Why the crap did you pee IN THE KITCHEN. If you want to pee in a cup and wash it down the sink, fine. But why couldn't you do it in the BATHROOM? -____-

lululu333 7

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:44

Is not your house, don't do strange things in other people's houses that they wouldn't approve of!

Awsumuzzie 12

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:45

Thank goodness you didn't have to fart! Imagine the horror of waking the kids up!? You'd have to climb all the way to the roof and spread them cheeks apart, to make sure you won't be making any crazy unnatural sounds.