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By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

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By soaked - 25/02/2013 19:16 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

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By killme - 29/02/2016 07:00 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML

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By Overflow - 16/08/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

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By Falcon - 09/02/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

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What he is thinking?

By fishyrael - 12/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I got the strong urge to pee right as I got home from work. In my hurry to get inside, I grabbed my keys out of my pocket. They flew out of my hand, into the bushes. I couldn't find them in time and ended up wetting myself in my driveway, three minutes before I had to pick my daughter up from school. FML

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Are you taking the piss?

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML

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Straining

By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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Sunday 13 May 2012 12:22

You shouldn't do that at other people's houses.

p888 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 12:21

Offer them a 'drink'

Comments

aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Sunday 13 May 2012 15:04

I doubt the toilet would wake them, kids sleep through everything, have fun not ever watching them again

LordOfLincoln 6

Sunday 13 May 2012 15:09

Did they not have a pot plant? Or at least a grandfather clock?

maggierose171 7

Sunday 13 May 2012 15:11

You really should have just peed and then waited to flush.

OfficeNinja 5

Sunday 13 May 2012 15:19

Take a swig. Tell them it is "good for the skin". Or whatever. Just stick to the lie you invent. Then at least they don't think you are just randomly pissing into their glassware.

immaMonsta 8

Sunday 13 May 2012 15:22

Actually, I would still think anyone who peed in my glassware was doing it randomly, especially when there's a working bathroom in the house. What OP did wasn't cool at all.

immaMonsta 8

Sunday 13 May 2012 15:21

That's really disgusting and really disrespectful. Your reasoning for peeing in a cup doesn't sound logical at all, and the parents definitely wouldn't see where you're coming from. YDI.

Awsumuzzie 12

Sunday 13 May 2012 15:24

I bet with one look at me, they'd know where I'm coming from.

mollysticks 10

Sunday 13 May 2012 15:21

Pee in the toilet dumbass.

likeAwesome 3

Sunday 13 May 2012 15:46

"Urine" a bad situation!

PvtParts417 15

Sunday 13 May 2012 15:48

At least hold it for a little while longer

Twinx_fml 5

Sunday 13 May 2012 16:15

Ok, i think you coulda thought that out a little more. i can see where you were trying to keep the kids asleep, and the toilet wakes them up, but you could've just took the cup and went into the bathroom to do that! even if it's still disrespectful, you would prolly hide it better that way.