By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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Awahso 25

There is no way you do not deserve it.

510 12

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enchantiful 2

Be glad you didn't seriously injure or kill someone you moron.

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chels1994 11

You completely deserve it. Idiot.

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YoureJellyBro 5

Well, unlike everyone commenting negatively about your post, it's an honest mistake and everyone here saying you're an idiot I guarantee is a damn hypocrite. We talk and drive. So stfu.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You have got to be ******* me! I'm sure most of the commentors are smart enough not to use their phones and drive.

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PrincessPesa 20

Do you know what an honest mistake is?!? Because this is not it!! It's illegal, it's extremely foolish and distracting, and it's pathetically painful to avoid nowadays- even if your car or phone doesn't have Bluetooth capabilities like most do. PULL OVER if it's that ******* incredibly important. It's truly lazy and careless. Come on, man.

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chels1994 11

Speak for yourself. I have never used my phone while driving. I plug it in to listen to music and I font touch it after. This is because I want to be safe while driving; not only for me, but for others on the road

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muFilter 19

90, I cannot even remotely understand your fetish, but to each their own. Please remember to practice safe sex for the benefit of all.

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muFilter 19

Hey, I was just playing because you said "You have got to be ******* me", but I meant you no offense. I agree with your general sentiment (although I have grown to doubt the general level of intelligence of the driving population). I really can't understand why so many people refuse to use hands-free headsets while driving.

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DocBastard 38

YoureJellyBro - that has to be one of the worst, most ridiculous comments I've seen in recent memory. You think rear-ending someone while talking on the phone is an HONEST mistake? I honestly think you're a ******* idiot.

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stellarluna121 7

Yep. Cause everybody just goes around, talking on the phone in something that can kill a person. "Honest mistake" my ass.

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darcimckeown 3

I hope this happens to you. Idiot.

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flashback.miss 28

Idiot. The irony is just overwhelming. Be grateful you didn't get killed.

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alychick 5

YDI your fault for talking on your cell phone when driving!!!!!!

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hhhwat 0

So multitasking isn't your forte, I feel sorry for ya, It's understandable that flapping your lip and looking around is tough, I almost walked into a volcano waiting for my phone to connect to the Internet... You deserve it

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destraa 1

Talking on you cell & driving? YDI and the hefty fine that came with it.

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stevenmx86 7

Ydi absolutely. But 32, get off of your high horse. If you douche bags wouldn't go half the speed limit in the middle of the road you wouldn't get hit...

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