Miscellaneous: Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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You deserved it 92 594

By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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You deserved it 4 152

By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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You deserved it 28 529

By sadinseattle - 22/07/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML

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Awahso 25

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:00

There is no way you do not deserve it.

BBGxBlondie 6

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:01

Sorry, you totally deserve it.

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bethanael 13

Sunday 29 April 2012 0:54

I hope that call was worth getting a ticket.

hockeyfan81 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 0:54

ur an idiot

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:03

*You're

thefmlman2011 36

Sunday 29 April 2012 0:59

Hands-free next time, dipshit. YDI, I hope he owned UR ass!

ipanisse 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 1:11

That's fu____ up

Sniper3000 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 1:42

This is how people lose their lives you effing deserve it

MeganCello 8

Sunday 29 April 2012 1:57

Well gee, maybe they should make a law that prohibits talking on the phone while driving to prevent accidents like this from happening. Oh, wait.

Ninjasaurus18 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:11

-sarcasm- I feel so bad for you; you did nothing to deserve that.

puppypie67 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:17

I'm sorry, but YDI!

Wildhunter16 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:20

This reminds me of another fml were a woman crashes into someone's house while texting and eating watermelon.

guerillazinsuits 1

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:58

You are just such a dumb ass.

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