Love: Today, I received a break-up text while in a cramped car with... - FML

By ThatOneChick856 - 10/07/2015 23:23 - United States - Franklin

Today, I received a break-up text while in a cramped car with my whole family. I had to choke back tears as we got stuck in traffic with the radio playing one love song after another. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 11 July 2015 13:41

What the hell is up with people breaking up via texts these days? Do these assholes not have even the decency to do it face-to-face? Seriously, a phone call would still be cowardly, but better than a damned text. What's next, breaking up via drone?

Cads1 24

Saturday 11 July 2015 13:39

Insert DR Phil advice here.

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Loyalteez 23

Sunday 12 July 2015 0:56

What type of car was it.

BrassWing13 11

Sunday 12 July 2015 6:00

I feel you OP, my parents guilt trip/forced me to go out to dinner with them right after I got a break up text. Hope everything is okay for you now!

alyak98 31

Sunday 12 July 2015 6:26

A guy who breaks up over text isn't worth your time, sorry OP:/

lissabobissa 18

Monday 13 July 2015 9:10

That's rough Op. but things will get better. I'm sorry.

JarodWalrus 14

Monday 13 July 2015 11:13

Anybody who sends a break up text isn't worth your time.

tinkdatank 15

Saturday 18 July 2015 4:40

Happened to me the exact same way with one of my exs, it ******* sucked

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 9 December 2015 17:43

Glad you're on good terms now.

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