Love: Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great... - FML

By TheLoneSoul - 13/09/2015 14:22 - France

Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML

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By Billy - 27/06/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my wife came back from a three-day moms' retreat, and was mad I didn't immediately want to spend time with her. She called me 68 times (yes, I counted) while she was gone, so it was really like she never left. FML

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By svsksosnns - 11/05/2016 03:59 - United States - Olympia

Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with coworkers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and my mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML

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Like the deserts miss the rain

By Unhappily Ever After - 03/04/2022 18:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, my wife of 18 years and I went to a party. We arrived and left separately, and didn't even talk to one another while there. I miss her. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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You fool

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 12:00 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - 06/11/2020 14:02

Today, my wife got back from a "homesick" trip to NY State. She brought her boyfriend back with her. FML

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Paras_800 27

Monday 14 September 2015 9:44

We need a follow up on this op.

Cads1 24

Monday 14 September 2015 9:53

So what exactly does your wife do other than another man/woman?

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gogo44444 28

Monday 14 September 2015 22:38

D-I-V-O-R-C-E, what's that spell? DIVORCE!

g2the2nd 14

Monday 14 September 2015 22:59

Definitely need a follow up asap. This is such a curious situation.

XtremeHeat 14

Monday 14 September 2015 23:45

She is one dedicated worker...

Phoenix_fml 13

Tuesday 15 September 2015 0:56

Soooo.....how's she doing?

Neolights0 4

Tuesday 15 September 2015 2:20

We need follow up

GAeroNKissR 26

Tuesday 15 September 2015 2:29

Good news is at least you're off the hook for her disappearance now :-D

GAeroNKissR 26

Tuesday 15 September 2015 2:35

I think it's funny everyone is acting like a spy would be an acceptable reason, lol would you seriously be ok with that excuse & get back together knowing you have no proof - just their word?? If they had no government proof, all they'd get back would be the echo of my laughter...& officially served.

Acid85 7

Sunday 20 September 2015 17:58

if her paycheck continued to come in, in regular intervals, it would be acceptable. money tells all sorts of tales.

gqlmno 23

Tuesday 15 September 2015 6:26

50 bucks says she left you for another man then realized she couldn't whip him like she whipped you so she's trying to get back with you... am I right???

Colon_Man 17

Tuesday 15 September 2015 15:49

That's crazy. Money can't talk.

texasmade817 5

Tuesday 15 September 2015 9:00

wow, what did she have to say op?

texasmade817 5

Tuesday 15 September 2015 9:06

Did u not think to call someone in her family that u know she'd call and let them know she's alive at least or even the cops. I know if my wife disappeared I'd be freaking out thinking she got abducted and murdered or something crazy

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