By kittens go meow - 15/02/2012 00:35 - United States

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Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

Aww, someone has a secret admirer. Too bad, they're rude.

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perdix 29

At least he didn't call himself a jelly donut. Translation is tricky.

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BAbubbleZ 0

Lol Ich bin ein berliner. FAIL jfk

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tj4234 35

perhaps it's a misstranslation? Google translate translates word for word rather than from context. In my own language, the word for penis is the same as the word for vote but the context is how you work out the difference.

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Michael_92 20

Weird, what language is that?

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RedPillSucks 31

Hey. In America, the word for getting ****** is also the same as the word for vote.

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tj4234 35

It's Scottish Gaelic. The word for penis/vote/oldman(part of the word) is bod

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samikitty961 8

In german the word for dick (Schwanz) also means tail. He might have been telling her to suck a big tail. idk. it's possible.

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lrgenesis 19

I'm glad I have a bod in the upcoming erection ;)

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xNephilim 18

**** most likely would've translated into Hahn, aka male chicken. I'm not sure how other regions in Germany are, but where I'm from, telling someone to choke on a male chicken isn't some sort of symbol for undying love.

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kissie87 4

Wow that really sucks . But be careful because sometimes that google translator can be wrong it did it to my friend she wanted to translate from Spanish to English " my cute little dark baby and it said like my little black negroes lol. So be careful lol

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speedy420 0

I was just saying hi ^-^ not a creeper promise. byebyes

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potterag 0

Don't you wish you didn't translate that letter so you could presume that someone secretly liked you. FYL

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switchgurl20 17

He prob wanted u to give him a bj for valentines... I don't know where the choke come in. Google translator does be sketchy sometimes. Try it on babelfish/yahoo.

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rightsaidred 3

I dunno I think that would be on my list of top 5 ways to die. Right after a massive heart attack while eating a bacon double cheeseburger.

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RedPillSucks 31

You want to die choking while giving someone a ********? I could understand dieing from an ****** while receiving a ********....

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iloveweed69 7

oh I love choking on big fat cocks

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