By kittens go meow - 15/02/2012 00:35 - United States

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Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

Aww, someone has a secret admirer. Too bad, they're rude.

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canzonetta 16

It's probably a mistranslation. I am fluent in both German and English and would be very happy to translate it for you, feel free to send me a private message (if you didn't burn the letter yet)!

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geod69 8

Must be from your boyfriend

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dreamer9614 3

Always use babelfish. I'm currently learning 3 languages and my aunt and her best friend (who are fluent in two of them) said its the only translator to get it right. My aunt has used google translate, but it never gets it quite right. So try it again in babelfish, it could say something totally different.

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Epikouros 31

Neither Babelfish nor Google Translate are accurate enough to tell the difference between a love note and an insult, but they use different methods, so it might be helpful to try both. Babelfish translates word-for-word from a dictionary, while Google Translate looks for similar phrases in both languages from their search database.

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Epikouros 31

Context is crucial in translation. If someone wrote this to me, I would interpret it as a love letter.

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hernando240411 0

That's messed up, like big time. They will get what they deserve sooner or later.

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