By kittens go meow - 15/02/2012 00:35 - United States

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Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

Aww, someone has a secret admirer. Too bad, they're rude.

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LookOnBrightSide 12

You can never be too sure with Google Translate. I'd double check that, OP. As for your "admirer," hunt him down and leave no survivors.

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reddudeover 2

Why do you assume it's a guy? Ops gender isn't stated, and even if it were, there are lesbians out there you know. Also it could very well be a prank by some mean bitches.

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annalily5 28

I think the invitation for the OP to choke on said admirers **** implies they are male. Or it could be some girls play a joke. Or maybe they're a hermaphrodite. However, I'm going to bet on them being male.

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GreenAppleDP 0

It IS okay to know a second language.

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yahoowizard 16

Maybe in French, it means that they want you to be their Valentine

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Angelice_fml 0

French and German aren't THAT similar. I mean they are, but not so similar that the same exact phrase has a completely different meaning depending on the language.

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islander03 5

#51 she said the letter was in German... So what it means in French is irrelevant

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Mouton_fml 5

Haha. I speak French. My boyfriend speaks German. They are not similar at all. French is Latin based, German is Germanic based.

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xNephilim 18

There are very few similarities between French and German that came from the proximity of the countries. However, those similarities are rare enough to where it doesn't mean anything.

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tourtinet_fml 14

"it depens on regions , in somes parts of Alsace , they speak alsatian moreover french , and despite some differences with German , that two language are alike . In the rest of France , the difference are more numerous

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Calyx_fml 21

Probably the author's big fat **** in particular.

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perdix 29

You can't expect the author to be truthful and say he hopes you partake of his thin, small wee-wee.

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awwwyeah_png 4

Can you post the original text? I'm German and I might could help. :)

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boomhauer18 3

Its a note not a text

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lysx84 24

Not A text, "original text". As in what was originally written. The word "text" has been around for longer than the concept of mobile phones.

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stellarwing 7

And it would be physically impossible to type it into a computer and turn it into text.

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CenterOfTheEarth 0

um... type it in notepad and post it here? -.- problem solved

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MattRoseen 12

Guys, lay the hell off him. You obviously don't understand the German language at all. At least you understood what he was trying to say. I'm learning German, and switching between two languages is tough as hell. It's a whole different structure. Their verbs are in different positions in their sentences and everything. And plus, they don't have perfect translations for everything. So what sounds dumb to you, is perfectly normal in their translation.

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stellarwing 7

53 - We weren't talking to the one offering to translate. There was another comment we were responding to, one that said "it was a note, not a text." But that comment seems to have been deleted.

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boomhauer18 3

My bad guys i didn't understand that but i do know i don't why but all my comments are gone

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lrgenesis 19

85 can you explain your awesome prof pic?

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monagro 22

This is probably Google translate's fault (though the sender probably did suggest something).

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