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By Anonymous - 14/03/2017 00:00

Today, I received a gem piece of advice from my dad. "Never get your hopes up." FML
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Tripartita 44

Haha, dads give the WORST advice! I remember mine saying, "try ducking next time I throw a bottle at you." Lol! Dads!

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blaherman 12

That's a great piece of advice tbh that way you're never disappointed

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blaherman 12

That's a great piece of advice tbh that way you're never disappointed

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Tripartita 44

Haha, dads give the WORST advice! I remember mine saying, "try ducking next time I throw a bottle at you." Lol! Dads!

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rgetting 24

I didn't mean to hit ydi. Sorry, that your dad has such low expectations for life. That doesn't mean you have to be like him.

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rebeccabyram 15

Damn i forgot to sign in when i posted this. oops. and yes my dad actually said this

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Manual_Manoosy 21

Good advice - Disappointment is nothing but unmet expectations. Zero expectations = zero disappointment.

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