By Soverytired - 11/12/2014 13:29 - Australia

Today, I received a gift certificate from my grandmother for a local bookshop. Considering how broke I am, this would be a fantastic gift. If the bookshop in question wasn't a right-wing evangelical Christian Bookshop, and I wasn't Jewish. FML
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AGB10 19

You could buy any book and sell it on eBay and spend it on whatever you really like?

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PenguinBitch 43

Pass the gift certificate to someone else.

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kayteakay 26

Buy her a gift certificate to a left-wing, feminist bookstore in return.

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Ichiya 29

Give her a one way ticket to Hell. Just clean up afterwards.

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jpb6174 1

hahahahahhahaaha. what a shallow and unimaginative username

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thunderniron 22

They do have books that are Old Testament.

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skyline0392 8

Who cares buy a book and sell it if you need the money. It's the thought the counts

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gothixchic 5

You might go there anyways if you feel comfortable. They prob. Have non-religious books as well. Or you could get on one of the gift card selling sites.

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captainsmegma 12

Maybe they have some porno magazines or a secret back room filled with smutty books.

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orsombre_fml 11

This is mean :-(

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tnlander 20

In order to know what you stand for you need to know what you stand against.

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