Miscellaneous: Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently...

By okaydisarray - 22/03/2016 20:23 - United States - Dayton

Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML

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By facepalm - 05/06/2012 14:48 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML

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By Luke - 05/08/2010 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 18:11 - United States - Portland

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 14:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, it was the only time in my life that I have ever received an A+ for something. Thank you, eBay buyer. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 04:30

Today, I sparkled because of this glitter bar my mother got me from Lush. I didn't realize until after I got out of the shower that it wasn't just ordinary soap. I tried to wipe off the glitter. It wouldn't come off. FML

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By konacoffee17 - 14/12/2014 05:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

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By ARGHHHH - 04/10/2018 05:00

Today, my mom ordered my birthday presents on eBay. Too bad she used my account, so when I went to look for ideas, everything she bought me popped up. It's so much stuff I don't want, need, or will ever use, and it's on my credit card. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2019 17:15

Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 09:34 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, a customer tried to return some pricey lingerie. She said she didn't have the packaging, but had never worn them. The skidmark I accidentally touched begged to differ. FML

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Monolith

By AshWil - 26/06/2015 16:54 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally posted an extensive, negative review of the gynecologist I visited earlier this week. I messed up and posted it from my work's customer service email, so now it looks like the large, well-known company I work for had a poor gynecological experience. FML

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Millionman24 16

Wednesday 23 March 2016 11:27

report his account on ebay

JadeOmega 23

Wednesday 23 March 2016 11:27

I bet you looked fabulous

Comments

lolhahaxd 2

Wednesday 23 March 2016 20:01

www.shipyourenemiesglitter.com

noparlpf 13

Wednesday 23 March 2016 20:09

That's a pain in the neck to clean up but at least it's better than anthrax.

OrangeSodaCrazy 10

Wednesday 23 March 2016 20:28

ship your enemies glitter is a beautiful thing

samlovesham1234 9

Wednesday 23 March 2016 20:55

At least it wasn't ticking and contained shrapnel.

Garagedwella 26

Thursday 24 March 2016 1:50

Probably poor choice on timing for that comment dude, that's kinda a touchy subject for a lot of people given the stuff that's gone down in the last 48 hours. Just saying.

samlovesham1234 9

Thursday 24 March 2016 5:53

I am aware, and maybe the timing was off. But I only meant what I said in the sense that glitter can be cleaned up and a carpet, pants and shoes can be replaced, if necessary. A life, however, cannot.

wavey1995 7

Wednesday 23 March 2016 21:00

How do you know it was them?

Shmatterhorn 38

Wednesday 23 March 2016 22:18

I'm assuming that there was a return address on the envelope and a cancelled stamp with the same zip code from the eBay seller. Of course that would be idiotic to do that, but I've seen dumber things happen.