By KnuckleSandwich - 20/07/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I received a medical bill because my daughter thought it would be hilarious to try and fit her fist in her mouth. She succeeded in getting it in, but not in getting it out. FML
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Poland626 0

Bet she was just practicing if you know what I mean ;D

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UncleverName_FYL 0

OP can i have your daughter's number when she turns 18?

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kittengrl39 0

FYL not because your daughter did something that stupid, but because she sent the bills to you. If you're going to do that, you should be prepared to accept the consequences - including the medical bills. Send them right back to her.

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nomplech 0

I think it's safe to assume the daughter is young... maybe around 10. Young enough that her parents would still be paying the medical bill. Logic. Use it.

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unlucky_angel02 0

Please tell me something, dimwit. You think anyone who would think its funny to fit their fists in their mouths are over 18? Agreed with #90. ''Logic. USE IT''

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FarSide 22

Riiiiight..... she would have only had to wait 6 months to get her fist removed from her mouth....

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CaptainBaconMan 0

YDI for taking her to the doctor. Take care of it yourself.

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biskitbukit 7

I CALL BULLSHIT. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE GETTING YOUR FIST INSIDE YOUR MOUTH, AND IF SHE WAS ABLE TO DO THAT I'M SURE SHE COULD HAVE GOTTEN IT OUT.

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megs1361 0

hahaha clever username i love it

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karrie91 0

LOL. i see that our dirty minds think alike. ^^

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k_100 0

Hahahahahaaha why do it in the first place dumbass

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lisaledger 0

is anyone else getting the "Mean Girls" vibe here?

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Dale_xD 15

Omg, my mum did that. But with half a brick.

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