Love: Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with...

By joolsie - 15/05/2013 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML

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By zks - 24/03/2011 08:53

Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML

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By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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You deserved it 2 860

Creepypasta

By running scared - 08/04/2016 09:40 - Norway

Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML

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There's still hope, then?

By Anonymous - 07/10/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML

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Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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You deserved it 4 551

Letting you know

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

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You deserved it 46 535

Gone but not forgotten

By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 18:01 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I received an email saying, "Thinking of you and hoping you are taking care." It was from the love of my life. We broke up 20 years ago. Previously, we had contact every 5+ years. It's just too late. FML

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You deserved it 132

Half-hearted

By SherryBaby - 29/12/2009 07:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML

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You deserved it 28 228

Call the cops

By sacrophage - 28/02/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

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You deserved it 2 891

By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 486

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Thursday 16 May 2013 8:59

well, that's not good. I honestly can't think of a good outcome to this story haha. best solution: restraining order. best of luck to you op!

Ctrl_H 18

Thursday 16 May 2013 8:59

What a man wouldn't do for love... You should probably run though.

Comments

sodapop83 14

Thursday 16 May 2013 9:01

He might be watching you right now yikes

CrissyyyS2 22

Thursday 16 May 2013 9:02

I bet he's got a tracker on you. Probably even some spy cameras hidden somewhere...

flockz 19

Thursday 16 May 2013 9:02

mail is usually hand delivered.

buddy51 23

Thursday 16 May 2013 11:39

She means, I suspect, delivered without a stamp by the hand of the creepy ex bf.... I don't think OP thought this was an FML because the post office didn't use their robot drone delivery system but because the ex BF is stalking her.

monkeyy100 15

Thursday 16 May 2013 9:06

Time to hire body guards and install security cameras :O eek!!

Joe9024 20

Thursday 16 May 2013 9:06

Well you might as well applaud his dedication.. No? Ok then. He's a creep.

DDCA 24

Thursday 16 May 2013 9:12

Buy a large dog, a gun, and for **** sakes, stop checking in on Facebook!

SuperDanielNL 23

Thursday 16 May 2013 10:02

Getting a gun in the UK seems a bit impractical, a machete or a nice aluminum bat seem far more practical.

DDCA 24

Thursday 16 May 2013 11:17

34: Wouldn't it be more appropriate to use a cricket bat in the UK? Either way, ouch!

SuperDanielNL 23

Thursday 16 May 2013 13:13

Scold the stalker with earl grey english blend tea and stuff crumpets down his throat untill he chokes?

DDCA 24

Thursday 16 May 2013 14:28

Ingenious, but a bit pointless in the states. Sadly, there is a slight possibility that an intruder injured while trespassing on your own property can sue you for using "excessive force". This is why cops advise you to "shoot to kill". Dead people can't sue you.

SuperDanielNL 23

Thursday 16 May 2013 15:34

That's ****** up.

oNisao 21

Thursday 16 May 2013 9:16

O_o might need a restraining order.

hamrtym 15

Thursday 16 May 2013 9:23

Go to the nearest college and sell your ID and credit card to an adventurous minor so you can pass your identity off to a mobile party girl. While he is busy tracking down all the men "you" slept with, use this diversion to escape!