Love: Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with...

By joolsie - 15/05/2013 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML

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By zks - 24/03/2011 08:53

Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML

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By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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Creepypasta

By running scared - 08/04/2016 09:40 - Norway

Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML

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There's still hope, then?

By Anonymous - 07/10/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML

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Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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Letting you know

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

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Gone but not forgotten

By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 18:01 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I received an email saying, "Thinking of you and hoping you are taking care." It was from the love of my life. We broke up 20 years ago. Previously, we had contact every 5+ years. It's just too late. FML

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Half-hearted

By SherryBaby - 29/12/2009 07:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML

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Call the cops

By sacrophage - 28/02/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

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By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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Thursday 16 May 2013 8:59

well, that's not good. I honestly can't think of a good outcome to this story haha. best solution: restraining order. best of luck to you op!

Ctrl_H 18

Thursday 16 May 2013 8:59

What a man wouldn't do for love... You should probably run though.

Comments

summer4me 25

Thursday 16 May 2013 20:40

I guess unrequited love has no boundaries

Omniprism 14

Thursday 16 May 2013 21:10

Restraining order. I guess be thankful he's being nice rather than mean and threatening.

icepick23 12

Thursday 16 May 2013 21:31

Just take him back. He can't be that bad if he is willing to travel that far for you.

uiskibum 12

Thursday 16 May 2013 22:16

tune to move again and tell no one. sadly some one you know probably told him what you live.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 16 May 2013 22:24

He is really stalking you...that's more scary than creepy...FYL..

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 17 May 2013 0:42

Damn girl you got that whip appeal!?

iriss_fml 12

Friday 17 May 2013 1:55

I'm scared for you. That's really creepy I wouldn't wanna be alone from now on .

drew12089 2

Friday 17 May 2013 3:18

Time to move

ODonawesome 7

Friday 17 May 2013 6:37

He probably waited and watched you read the note...

brendejafulable 41

Friday 17 May 2013 8:17

obviously, you guys are meant to be.....

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