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By JellitonOctopus - 25/01/2012 04:51 - United States

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML

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By CabbageFart92 - 04/09/2017 01:30

Today, a package was delivered to my house. Thinking it was my new blender, I hurriedly brought it in to open it. Inside the box was an assortment of rotten vegetables that stank like Satan's asshole. I have no idea who it's from or why they hate me so much. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 04:59

Today, my friend received a package I sent her by mail. The package was already ripped open on arrival, two out of the three blouses I sent her were missing and a limited edition glass cup I sent her with the apparel was smashed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 14:58 - United States - Chicopee

Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML

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By ZeldaovaPeach - 05/07/2016 12:44 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML

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By Denofthieves - 16/09/2022 16:00

Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML

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By Kevin can't wait - 21/09/2024 12:00 - France - Brest

Today, I got a notification from a delivery carrier that my package had been delivered. I opened the door to find a perfectly wrapped box with no address, no label, and a note inside saying, "You’ll know when it’s time." I still don’t know what it means. FML

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The nerve!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 20:01

Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 18:00

Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML

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By alexbobalex - 11/01/2010 07:23 - Aland Islands

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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Rickilynn1 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:01

You have a secret admirer!

azad_fml 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:03

This is a "wtf" situation

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ICATiger 13

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:13

If they were troll dolls then I'd be scared......

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 25 January 2012 10:14

What about troll dolls with Troll face?

5HT2A 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 10:16

ICATiger would then shit his pants

awagh666 14

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:08

Get some troll spray. Problem solved.

mama2b3 20

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:13

That's probably one of the creepiest things I've ever heard. I would be very afraid. Be careful Op. :/

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:14

Disturbing stuff OP... You might want to think of getting a bodyguard!!

kickuwithmyfist 1

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:18

Yeah..You're welcome! Gah!

Ozone1232 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:27

Glad to hear you got my package! :)

RoseTintMyWorld 8

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:33

Just send them nicotine patches back with a note that says "I noticed you have a smoking problem"

ikickgingers 15

Wednesday 25 January 2012 12:14

How do you send a package to "unknown"? Clarify pls.

RoseTintMyWorld 8

Wednesday 25 January 2012 16:54

It says the address was unknown. Which could mean that there was an address on the box, but it was an address OP is unfamiliar with. So if there was an address, even an unknown one, they could still send a return package.

Victoria16_fml 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:34

Wtf ..

phatdaddy62 23

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:36

That is some bad joo joo!

brity411 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:38

What is this pretty little liars?

eternalsunlight 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 11:55

Or Dexter

jellitonoctopus 19

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:02

I've never watched that.

MandyMeow_fml 18

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:51

That is terrifying..Sounds like it's time to move!

Michael_92 20

Wednesday 25 January 2012 11:19

Nonsense, find out who sent it and then send them even creepier things. Screw with the minds that screw with yours. ;) ha

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