By Distressed - 11/02/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML
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Geoff_fml 0

still a virgin, wow, that is quite a feat these days, congrats, most people lose themselves in highschool, so tight

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griffin3 0

Im still a virgin im 37 keep your head up

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turdburgers 0

#s 52 & 53- Yes, because we didn't have to wait until our twenties to get laid automatically means we ****** random ***** and have low morals. Not everyone fails to meet someone with whom they can have a long-term, loving relationship (in which they have sex they don't regret in the least) in their teens.

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Whiz_boy 0

Get a lawyer. Move as much money as you can to Switzerland. And if all else fails, get CrEaTiVe... May god or at least a good lawyer be with you.

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nyknicks167 1

22 and a virgin ahahahahahahahahaha thats a fml by itself

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flora8866 0

I agree with #52! I am 20 and still a virgin and I dont regret it!

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Fml37 0

I think the real fml is that your 22 and still a virgin. Oh and btw just cause you lose your virginity doesn't mean you ****** a random girl off the street. Are you gonna never have sex cause your morals are too high? Come on, you only live once.

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theclash06013 0

A) Ouch, I feel bad for you. B) You'll win in court. C) #59, and like half of these people being a virgin @ 22 isn't an FML, it just means he hasn't found someone yet, not banging random ****** isn't an FML

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nyknicks167 1

#60 did u even read #59's comment bc they clearly said that "just cause you lose your virginity doesn't mean you ****** a random girl off the street."

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Master_Frie 0

Why are a lot of you like "if you really still are a virgin"? If you're not going to beleive anything here why are you here???

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dummykitty 0

Court papers, including notice of child support garnishment, and many others, are indeed sent through the mail. You don't need a proof of service for notices, only if you're being sued. I work at a Superior Court in the Family Law Division. I wish people would stop giving legal advise off of something they saw on TV.

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