By Distressed - 11/02/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML
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Geoff_fml 0

still a virgin, wow, that is quite a feat these days, congrats, most people lose themselves in highschool, so tight

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griffin3 0

Im still a virgin im 37 keep your head up

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iGiveNoDamn 14

Ahaha sue d state for suing u...

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KingreX32 21

wow how did the state screw that up. These are the people spending your tax dollars

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Orchard 33

Well, can't help but see all the virgin comments. I waited until marriage personally. Anyway, OP this seems like you could clear this up by going to court and stating your claim while submitting to a paternity test if the mother of the child still claims that you be her baby daddy*. That should clear things right up. *poor use of grammar intended

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missalice0306 19

I personally don't care what age you lose your virginity at, but don't make fun of others for it. On the other hand, that sucks about the lawsuit OP :(

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TheSmartAss10 21

You don't need a lawyer just DNA For a paternity test

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