Miscellaneous: Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state... - FML

By Distressed - 11/02/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML

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Geoff_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 20:52

still a virgin, wow, that is quite a feat these days, congrats, most people lose themselves in highschool, so tight

griffin3 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 21:21

Im still a virgin im 37 keep your head up

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necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 4:24

More of a WTF than FML... o.0

ChaosChild 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 1:10

I'd call bull on that one. Give the court a call, to my knowledge things like that are delivered in person. Also there's no shame in being a virgin, it just means you were smart enough to actually wait for someone who loves you.

Anniebbyx3 1

Wednesday 25 February 2009 7:35

lmao wtf?

LifeSUCKS143 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 2:56

I totally agree with #42. Go you for saving yourself! :D

lolacaust 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:03

damn chico/a? 22 and a virgin... FAIL

Ladiesman420 0

Monday 9 March 2009 7:12

The real FML is that ur 22 and still a virgin lolz

collardgreens 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:45

If he's asexual it would be worse for him to be a 22 year old who isn't a virgin

alex_vik 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 10:45

To the people saying OP is ****** because they're a virgin at age 22 - Maybe OP has higher morals than you do? Ever think that not everyone wants to go out and get sexed up as soon as they can?

xsydbabyx 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:13

It's not bad to be a virgin at 22. He probably doesn't want to lose it to some ***** in the back of a car drunk like all the rest. And how come none of the posts are about the original FML? Sigh.

mylifenotyours 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:45

Dude... I'm going to speak from experience... Think before you lose your virginity because that 1st person...... Will ALWAYS be #1..... Just keep that in mind bro

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