Love: Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the...

By Jayde - 04/02/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

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By ThanksMum - 14/02/2012 11:56 - United Kingdom

Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML

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By Arp - 04/02/2012 20:46 - United States

Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2012 08:25 - Australia

Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML

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By sexyredhead - 14/02/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

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Never forget

By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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By ScaryBears - 09/10/2012 01:51 - United States - Trumbull

Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 22:21 - Canada - Surrey

Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML

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Scribble your name across my heart…

By Jennie - 16/06/2020 08:08

Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML

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By UnluckyArtist - 14/09/2009 18:54 - United States

Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML

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By Yudansha - 14/02/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML

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ambowew 7

Saturday 4 February 2012 12:00

Feel special, he cho-cho-chose you!

neal001 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 11:59

Hey, feel special. At least someone likes you.

Comments

JustDerpin 11

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:20

Hmmm, that's weird. I saw someone on facebook saying they were going to make a vakentines day card about that.

muis545 21

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:25

Wouldn't be surprised to have another FML story from you on valentines day

nysouby 6

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:27

That means you are the cutest of them all. :)

shizuma_fml 3

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:45

Mmmmmmmm well in the other hand you got something i never got a card in v-day

MrBob96 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:49

Be glad. Be very glad. *rubs forehead twice*

thisisafunnyname 12

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:51

abh? *rubs forehead twice*

perdix 29

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:53

You need a calendar. Maybe a "normal" is going to give you a card on Feb 14. I'm not sure whether this card was a belated Groundhog's Day card or a be-earlied Valentine.