Love: Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the...

By Jayde - 04/02/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

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By ThanksMum - 14/02/2012 11:56 - United Kingdom

Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML

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You deserved it 2 791

By Arp - 04/02/2012 20:46 - United States

Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML

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You deserved it 4 674

By Anonymous - 19/02/2012 08:25 - Australia

Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML

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By sexyredhead - 14/02/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 465

Never forget

By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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You deserved it 3 986

By ScaryBears - 09/10/2012 01:51 - United States - Trumbull

Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML

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You deserved it 32 740

By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 22:21 - Canada - Surrey

Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML

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You deserved it 5 561

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By Jennie - 16/06/2020 08:08

Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML

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You deserved it 371

By UnluckyArtist - 14/09/2009 18:54 - United States

Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML

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You deserved it 6 477

By Yudansha - 14/02/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 14 905

ambowew 7

Saturday 4 February 2012 12:00

Feel special, he cho-cho-chose you!

neal001 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 11:59

Hey, feel special. At least someone likes you.

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brianalexandria 2

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:45

This one made me lol

Coffeebang 17

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:52

Aw that's sweet

rowiezombie 3

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:56

*rubs forehead twice

yermomsanus08 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:58

That's from reddit...

DDobs01318 1

Saturday 4 February 2012 17:25

I'm starting to feel like a lot of these are from reddit, people just making stuff up then posting a screen shot to reddit.

SlickWillyTFCF 5

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:59

Haha! That's ******* awesome!

Donniehw 5

Sunday 5 February 2012 6:55

Love the pic! xD

miyaviichan 27

Saturday 4 February 2012 17:04

*rubs forehead twice*

bebefer 8

Saturday 4 February 2012 17:07

*rubs forehead twice* ABH!

HectorRC 1

Saturday 4 February 2012 17:06

Relax! There's s picture of a bear with that caption that went viral. Look around, I'm sure you can find it. Creepy, maybe. Original, no.

ocramavaf 15

Saturday 4 February 2012 17:09

that's a wtf moment

Kiana1998 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 17:10

That's just disturbing O.o

matt_mcg 2

Saturday 4 February 2012 23:44

how?

SamLiveFree_77 9

Saturday 4 February 2012 17:11

Handmade? As in he took time out of his life to make this for you? C'mon OP that is so nice, be happy you at least got something.

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Today, I saw an e-mail notification for my husband regarding a flight to New York this Wednesday. Thanksgiving is on Thursday and we have no relatives in New York. When I asked him about it, he confessed that he’s gonna see a lady he met online and that he wants a divorce. I’m due to give birth next month. FML

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Today, I did the dishes to make my parents happy, even though it's my brother's chore. My mom's fancy new Yeti cup was among the dirty dishes, which also has a Bluetooth speaker on the bottom. I didn't know this, and now the Bluetooth speaker is now ruined, mom and dad are furious, and I apparently have to buy a new one. FML

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Today, my dad happened to mention he proposed to his girlfriend, who I had no idea he was dating. Turns out it's one of my old high school teachers, specifically the bitch who hated me as much as I hated her. My dad is so oblivious, he has no idea WWIII is about to start in our living room. FML

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He's not fat, he's just fluffy.

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Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML

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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

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