Work: Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my... - FML

By Noff - 05/07/2011 09:42 - Australia

Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML

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Noff 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:48

Fortunately it was nothing to do with my work ethic or wrong doings on my part. The business simply couldn't support the amount of staff it had at the time.

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Mr_mur_der 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:59

At least you can catch a few more hours of sleep, it's not like you have a job to go to.

ammmeor 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:00

it was just a dream, go back to sleep

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festive_foetus 3

Friday 8 July 2011 1:06

Ah..that makes sense! thank u!:)

adiberkeley 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 15:36

what did you do last night for him? u should be a sucker to not been fired **** all boss

Noff 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:48

Fortunately it was nothing to do with my work ethic or wrong doings on my part. The business simply couldn't support the amount of staff it had at the time.

Mitchell_LC 4

Monday 6 January 2014 5:01

At least you didnt have to get dressed for work only to get fired. I still think he should have at least called the day before.

Irakli_1 27

Monday 9 June 2014 20:43

I feel sorry for you

NudistOnStrike24 7

Monday 23 February 2015 23:37

At least you weren't dressed and ready to go when he told you..

the_aspect 28

Tuesday 14 April 2015 14:45

that really hurts a ton. My Condolences.

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