By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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EClaris 0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't ****** and your sister is not a bitch.

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the_stereotype 0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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phatway12 13

Oh get over it. She was probably just f***ing with you.

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Nederlander95 14

It's a joke, not an fml. A pretty poor joke in my opinion, but nothing to get all butthurt about.

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fantasyworld 37

I guess she's not your favorite anymore.

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zykrithium 22

Try not to play favorites with family

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HighlandShadows 48

Damn that was ice cold. FYL, OP, but you sister is hilarious.

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