By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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EClaris 0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't ****** and your sister is not a bitch.

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the_stereotype 0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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jpretz 1

here's ur present (hands over a box of Trojan ecstasy) don't make the same mistake mom did

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webkinzhater123 0

I accidentally hit YDI but I didn't mean to! well this means she is only jealous and you're probably a better person then she is.

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varkey 7

I hope she was joking, but I assume she isn't since otherwise that wouldn't really be an FML. If not, that's screwed up (and why is she your fav sister?) FYL

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jsturaveragegirl 5

Thats hilarious!!!!! Totally sounds like something my sister would say!!!! Lol calm down it's just a joke!

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Kokara1352 2

Either she was joking or she found out she was an accident and she made herself feel better by telling you that you were an accident

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Humanspider 18

That is pretty bad. Who does that on someone's bday?

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amhort 4

I know I'm repeating tons of people, but seriously, you need to learn to take a joke.

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