By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
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adropofpeace 8

Merry Christmas OP. Your mom apparently has a nose for alcohol like a bloodhound.

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jworret 0

Did she have a key??? If so take it from her!

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CaptainCola 7

Tell your mom to stop wine-ing and not to drink your wi....wait O.O

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persianjr1 7

When was she wining?

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Mf2307 15

gee she couldn't at least shared it with you

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Agent36263626 4

Perhaps you should have given her some cheap booze for a present.

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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

Next time you should poison the wine. That'll show her.

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MrSexyPants 14

Heh..heh..alcohol poisoning.

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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

If poison is too much, I think some strong laxatives would be suitable.

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1221jamw 11

Sneak in her house and flush all the alcohol. That plan would be even better if it was an in-law.

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BigSlingin 0

You should of drank it all before she came.

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YourBuddyElmo 5

So is this FML I have an alcoholic mother or FML she stole my booze?

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Somepplschildren 0

Hi. my name is alcoholic mother and I only had one botto of wine today. I also saved my daughter from becoming like me. *clap*

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THEDUCKGUY 2

well at least you know what she wants for christmas....

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