Love: Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered...

By in_side_out - 14/01/2010 11:26 - Australia

Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered for my girlfriend's birthday will be a week late, which makes it a week late for her birthday. I sat down and said we needed to talk, she burst into tears and apologised for 'sleeping with him,' I just wanted to tell her it would be late. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2021 22:00 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML

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By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

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By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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How could you?

By Harry641 - 23/02/2016 22:53 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML

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By jake - 07/02/2010 18:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2015 05:24 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML

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STFU

By annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML

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You deserved it 96 713

By KalaKa - 20/12/2014 20:45 - United States

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

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How Soon is Now?

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 12:59 - Colombia - Bogota

Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML

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aback 4

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:30

Sounds like there's still time to cancel that order!

jillian_xx 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:03

ouch.

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speeddevil 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:12

now you have aids.

NOVAgal 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:25

LOL that's so messed up to say BUT FUNNY AS HELL

Red_Bull_yay 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:14

hahaha nice

musikbox 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:16

wow, that's really horrible! I don't cheat on men, and I hope no one ever cheats on me. I believe in talking through issues, rather than going behind someones back and deceiving them. I'm really sorry OP. Not all women are like that, and I know not all men are jerks. There are some really good people out there, they're just hard to come by these days :/

Dr_Dolittle 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:29

Sorry to hear that. One of the saddest FMLs here. Still, better to find out now and get rid of her before it happens again. Cheers

me5 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:41

You van cancel the stupid present now

Kiwi_Splash 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:43

Whatever happened to the old golden rule, "Don't speak unless you are spoken to"... Well, atleast you have enough time to cancel and refund.

polico_wolf 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:58

but if nobody spoke untill somebody talked to them then nobody would ever talk

perdix 29

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:45

Looks like the other guy got his package to her right on time.

mshafty 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:52

NICE!

Leon111775 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:58

Dude if she says she wants to make it up to you. Tell her the only way is if you bang her BFF. Hopefully she is really hot! Oh yeah hopefully her BFF is not the other dude!