By in_side_out - 14/01/2010 11:26 - Australia

Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered for my girlfriend's birthday will be a week late, which makes it a week late for her birthday. I sat down and said we needed to talk, she burst into tears and apologised for 'sleeping with him,' I just wanted to tell her it would be late. FML
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aback 4

Sounds like there's still time to cancel that order!

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pessimista_fml 0

oh, that really sucks. But in a way, she regretted at least. But that doesnt mean you should go back with her or trust her. Not at all!

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

This really sucks for you, OP, but at least there's a lesson in all of this. What is that lesson, you ask? Always, always, ALWAYS expect some degree of treachery from a woman.

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Reynard12 0

Yes UC, because men never cheat. Ever. And the best lesson you can take from a bad situation is to never have a healthy relationship again. Becoming a controlling, jealous psycho really is the best revenge.

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Reynard12 0

On the bright side, at leastr you were rewarded for being a kind, conciderate boyfriend with finding out, rather than limping along in the dark. Now you know, you can decide what to do, rather than having decisions made for you.

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Reynard12 0

You can be sorry about both, you know.

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MandyPandy 4

I hope somebody already said this, but if no one did... You NEVER said "We need to talk" to a female unless you are in fact going to break up with her.

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BenCakes 0

You know you sound like a fool right? And let's look at it from your point. If you feel that is true and OK to do to somebody, then you probably think all men are horny as heck. So then wouldn't it be OK for guys to cheat on there GF/wifes if they aren't getting enough cause then we feel let down. I think you should watch your mouth before you open it. And get laid. And OP you really should just drop her and save the gift for your next GF. Or try and sleep with her sister or mom. That would be funny as hell.

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sparxva 12

can you get your money back?

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Ragna_fml 0

She is sorry because she thought she was caught. Oh and all those girls defending her, I bet you are the same ones that wrote *dump that jerk* for the boyfriend who gave a funny card to his girlfriend on her birthday.

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