Love: Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered...

By in_side_out - 14/01/2010 11:26 - Australia

Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered for my girlfriend's birthday will be a week late, which makes it a week late for her birthday. I sat down and said we needed to talk, she burst into tears and apologised for 'sleeping with him,' I just wanted to tell her it would be late. FML

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You deserved it 2 886

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2021 22:00 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 425

You deserved it 130

By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 419

You deserved it 4 169

By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 546

You deserved it 2 820

By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 368

You deserved it 4 274

How could you?

By Harry641 - 23/02/2016 22:53 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 372

You deserved it 1 513

By jake - 07/02/2010 18:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 189

You deserved it 8 234

By Anonymous - 06/05/2015 05:24 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 621

You deserved it 3 311

STFU

By annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 457

You deserved it 96 713

By KalaKa - 20/12/2014 20:45 - United States

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 973

You deserved it 3 798

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 12:59 - Colombia - Bogota

Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 187

You deserved it 1 894

aback 4

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:30

Sounds like there's still time to cancel that order!

jillian_xx 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:03

ouch.

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Shadic 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:43

Bullshit. Eyes wander equally between genders.

heyhoe_fml 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:43

really? make her feel worthy for being a ***** and cheating on him? ******* feminist.

Shadic 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:45

The worst part about this is that she wasn't sorry she cheated - She's sorry she got caught.

shalvius 3

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:48

awesome

Nic_hole 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:53

:( aww that's extremely horible :(

LIEKEFRIET 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:53

that's really wrong of her, but why did you sit her down for a 'we need to talk' talk... that's just dumb..

liveloveandownit 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 22:51

Considering that if he hadn't she may have never told him I would say he was lucky that he did it that way.

bambilla 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:53

www.575haikus.com best site everrrrr

motheroffuck 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:56

I thought we were supposed to love people by there personality, not looks? -.-

Gummybears4life 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:05

oooh..... dude thats awful I'm sorry about that

dindinn 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:21

:(((

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend lost a bunch of money by buying some scam cryto crap linked to that "Hawk tuah" girl. Easiest break-up ever. FML

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You deserved it 119

Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML

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You deserved it 170

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Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

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Today, one of my aquatic snails banged my other aquatic snail til they both died. FML

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You deserved it 159

Today, I woke up early for work, put on my uniform, took two buses, and when I got there my boss laughed and reminded me that I was fired yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 1 857

Today, I was woken up by the sound of power tools at 6:30am. I stuck my head out my window and yelled at them to shut up. They didn't stop. I walked out the front door to find the bastard. It was firemen. They were sawing down the door of my neighbour's burning house. FML

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You deserved it 73 874

Today, I went to take my permit test. I had been studying for months and was familiar with the whole book. When I sat down to take my test, I didn't recognize any of the questions. I went home and found out the book I used to study was the book my mom used to take her test in 1970. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 570

You deserved it 18 847

Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

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You deserved it 3 289

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