Work: Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work.... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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By irony - 16/08/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

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By AHHH_REPTAR - 23/06/2016 04:54 - United States - Spearfish

Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 07:54

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

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By Bullocks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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By Moon_Glade - 03/06/2017 16:00

Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML

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Ouchie

By StupidNurse - 26/01/2012 21:57 - Germany

Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML

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ER time

By sero - 10/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML

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By FoxyManicLiar - 27/09/2010 21:06 - France

Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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The ole paper cut excuse

By alliwantisabandaid - 11/02/2011 08:27

Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML

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Top comments

dyma1337 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:28

how are you gonna **********?

RockstarRN 10

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:30

How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!

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CookieMargoulis 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:01

I literally winced reading this

annonomusCG 0

Monday 13 June 2011 7:30

and you actually counted them...someone needs a lover

1215116a 14

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:30

Aren't what?

1215116a 14

Tuesday 14 June 2011 3:57

Do you mean aren't tough? I never said everyone on the internet was weak. But you calling him a 'pussy' and things like that is rude, and then you try to say youre so tough and stuff says you always try to flaunt being 'tough' when I bet you aren't even that tough.

brsoxgirl 6

Friday 24 June 2011 5:49

Do you work at the Post Office? Because the exact same thing happens to me!lol

ispt3ch 2

Monday 27 June 2011 19:34

ow ow owww! lol I got a papercut on my tongue once licking an envelope...

_Oliv3r 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:15

ouch D:

CaptainNaaws 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 15:08

Oh god, why?

someone_cool 6

Friday 27 January 2012 13:24

Dude, that hurts.

Marifer98 7

Saturday 18 February 2012 7:03

If i get extremely irritated and full of pain with 1 stupid paper cut... I cant imagine 50..

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