Work: Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work.... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 07:54

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

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Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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By Moon_Glade - 03/06/2017 16:00

Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML

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Ouchie

By StupidNurse - 26/01/2012 21:57 - Germany

Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML

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By sero - 10/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML

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By FoxyManicLiar - 27/09/2010 21:06 - France

Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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The ole paper cut excuse

By alliwantisabandaid - 11/02/2011 08:27

Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML

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dyma1337 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:28

how are you gonna **********?

RockstarRN 10

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:30

How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!

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xxallenaxx 0

Friday 10 June 2011 23:32

I've had a papercut on that piece of skin/webbing between the thumb and forefinger, and not only does it hurt, but it takes forever to heal because it keeps opening back up!

oldnavysnake 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 0:10

thats not too smart now is it.?(:

1215116a 14

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:04

I feel loved being your guest, I feel oh so welcome. (: Quit acting so tough. I bet you would scream out loud if this happened to you.

EnterChoose 1

Saturday 11 June 2011 7:15

well at least 99% of the germs were killed.

Skatejock21 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 7:39

how would you know "roughly 50"... what did you count and than just give up and assume?

mapleali 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 19:26

ouch! And 50? Sorry dude!

20carmen14 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 23:47

damn...lol how do u not feel papercuts? after it happens they hurt lika mo-fo :/

crystalp8 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 5:44

I hate it when that happens!

Mberry 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 7:36

Question: how do you get 50 paper cuts and not notice! paper cuts alone sting...

GrapeKoolAde 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:40

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