Miscellaneous: Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's...

By WasFeelingGood - 27/10/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page. His new wife has the same first name as me. All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much weight I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo. FML

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By ugly - 03/09/2012 08:17 - United States

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By thankspal - 24/06/2012 10:57 - United States

Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 02:01

Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML

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By Betrayed - 27/08/2012 06:11 - United States

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

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By Queen_Dread - 04/05/2012 07:19 - United States - Ocean Park

Today, my fiancé and I appeared in the paper for obtaining our marriage license. In the same column half way down his parents appeared for filing their marriage dissolution petition. FML

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By newestallen - 09/08/2018 23:30

Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML

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LoveDemon 19

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:36

ouch ... that's gonna hurt . & your so-called "friends" can't even recognize you , when they see a picture ?

fhgoalie 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:28

ouch

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Ranoona 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:30

wow.. Real great freinds you got there -.-

Queuebert 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 21:29

This thread is useless without pics.

madjokes78 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 21:37

Total win for the man in question/OP's ex-husband. One less name to remember while under the covers!

xclegend613 0

Monday 2 November 2009 19:28

this is the best comment so far

EffYoLife 14

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:14

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE! HAHAHA

HBubble 3

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:32

YDI for being fat

the_stereotype 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 0:24

sounds like your husband is hung up on you, IMO if he found someone with the same exact name as you. yes, coincidences happen, but it's really not likely.

sojo898 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 0:25

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=18732

aghoogha 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 0:38

well first of all wouldn't the facebook pic show who you really are ? your friends didn't know you got a divorce ? and they don't know you got married again( you didn't we know) wouldn't you post stuff like that on facebook or even invite them? sorry I have to call fizaaake on this one (fake)

tammyotool 7

Wednesday 28 October 2009 2:31

I swear half the people that comment on these FMLS are half or almost fully retarded. You're so quick to call these things fake. First off, when she said "Commented on" Doesnt mean they were commenting on a picture on her facebook. They could have seen the paper, and decided to use facebook to "compliment" her. OP doesnt have to be specific and say "Posted on my wall". The comment was in regards to the photo they saw in the paper. If I saw one of my friends in the paper and they did something cool, or on the news, Id post on their wall about it. Just because you post something on someones facebook, doesnt mean its in regards to what ever is solely on their facebook page. I was on the local tv station, and I had my friends msg me on my wall and comment on it. And she stated they were from highschool, chances are many ppl you know from highschool dont know every detail of your life. So they were probably clueless. AND as for the photo b eing on the front page, chances are it wasnt the cover story people, and chances are it was probably a small town news paper lol. It was probably a side ad, with half an article letting people know that the "marriage and wedding section is on this page" with a sample of what will be on the page.