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By buses suck - 15/11/2015 06:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I regret asking my neighbor to turn down his music last night. When I left for work, I found his car parked so close to mine that I couldn't squeeze between them. His wife's was parked the same way on the other side. They wouldn't answer their door and I ended up being late to work. FML

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Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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Monday 16 November 2015 0:09

What ignorant assholes. There is seriously no reason to be that childish.

Seashells77 25

Monday 16 November 2015 0:09

Assholes.

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 16 November 2015 1:05

That was utterly uncalled for by your neighbors! Next time you shouldn't get involved and just call the police..

xswitch74 17

Monday 16 November 2015 1:05

Fight asshole parking with even more asshole parking

juggalo2 20

Monday 16 November 2015 1:07

Put duct tape over your bumper then push their cars until you have enough space to move.

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 16 November 2015 6:23

They can't get in their vehicle to push the other cars though. From how I understood the fml, the cars were parked on either side of the car, so op couldn't get in the doors.

harleyivy 7

Monday 16 November 2015 1:11

Start being a nuisance to them and see how they like it.

gobiteme2 34

Monday 16 November 2015 1:26

It sounds like OP's car was parked straight in. I would have found a big no huge rock and opened one of the side windows on the offending party's car. Then used same rock and opened the other window. Crawl threw and open your car door and see if you could roll your window down. If you couldn't get it open at least you gave it a good go.

militarybrat 21

Monday 16 November 2015 5:09

Yes vandalism. Great way to get the cops called on you AND just as childish.

DoctorMEW 19

Monday 16 November 2015 7:56

Yeah, sounds like a plan. I mean, if you are into being arrested or charged with crimes.

writerchic85 25

Monday 16 November 2015 2:21

Take photos. Talk to the cops.

backdoorman010 9

Monday 16 November 2015 2:23

I guess you learned your lesson huh

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Monday 16 November 2015 2:34

that's when you call a friend with a truck & move them by force

hardcorefan16 22

Monday 16 November 2015 3:12

What an asshole, all that work just because you told them to turn the music down? I would of just back up hitting both cars. So what if your car gets ****** up, both of there's would and that's double the money.