By buses suck - 15/11/2015 06:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I regret asking my neighbor to turn down his music last night. When I left for work, I found his car parked so close to mine that I couldn't squeeze between them. His wife's was parked the same way on the other side. They wouldn't answer their door and I ended up being late to work. FML
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liv1222 29

What ignorant assholes. There is seriously no reason to be that childish.

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tranced_ 45

Douchebag couple.. Literally partners in crime.

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Enslaved 36

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fakedsincerity 32

You assumed a lot of stuff there. Who said they were having a party at all? Obviously they moved their cars after the OP parked theirs so after the OP was home to complain etc.

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DoctorMEW 19

well, that is certainly a reach you have there to justify the neighbors actions.

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Quicky5_ 16

Guessing you live in an apartment complex, hopefully your lease is over soon OP.

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radiocaf 29

It's a shame cars don't have visible handbrake cables anymore because I'd of snapped theirs and sent their car rolling.

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everton99 16

This is providing the cars aren't standards. You could cut my parking brake and my vehicle still wouldn't move. Manual FTW.

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lalala7766 11

Manual cars are far more likely to roll without a handbrake because there is no designated park setting. In and automatic when you put the car in park it slides a pin into the transmission to keep it from moving at all, so it would be more effective if they had manuals.

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AviKerensky 17

Take pictures, inform the police. If they make a habit out of it, take them to court for lost wages.

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Lemonhead1510 17

There is a special place in hell for people like this

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harleyivy 7

start being a nuisance to them and see how they like it.

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DoctorMEW 19

because there is no way that could backfire and make you look like the bad guy to everyone else.

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harleyivy 7

and being the nice neighbor and politely asking them didn't.

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Tripartita 44

Neighbors should really inform neighbors before playing parking lot Othello.

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Kartar115 22

you should slash their tires and deny that it was you. or call the police next time their music is too loud

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sailorsaturn10 5

only slash 3 though if all 4 are then their insurance will cover it but not for 3.

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militarybrat 21

The first thing you do with a noise complaint is ask the neighbor to turn it down if you know which ones it is. THEN if they dont do it go to the non-emergency police number.

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UH60 26

Bit off topic, but if a douchebag slashes some of your tires, some car owners will just slash the rest so that they do get covered.

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thetuckinator 12

What you do, is slash three of their tires, wait around for them to find out then take a video of them slashing the last tire. Show it to the police and the douchebag'll go down for insurance fraud

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darkshadus 10

only 3 tires though most auto ins. would cover 4 tires but not 3

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Sathane 21

Take lots of pictures. Call police to document the incident. Then have a tow truck pull your car out. keep all receipts then file a small claims court case against them. They'll have to pay all expenses, even court costs. That'll teach them for being assholes.

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