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Have a serious talk with him?
I'm sure she did
In that talk OP should ask how he got a key to copy In the first place
Serious Talk? How about, hand me that key and we are over. There can be no valid reason for him to have that. Also you might want to check for cameras, get the locks changed, and totally take an inventory of all the items in your house ( that means your unmentionables also). Freaking creep gives guys a bad name.
#67 and people like you are why I'm saying ******* it and deleting this app
83, you will not be missed.
At least he didn't bring another girl with him...
Bye Aaron you will not be f$&*king missed.
86 we kinda have to do that for most FML's as not all details are put in, and if there even is a follow up it usually takes awhile
Well that's awkward
thats not awkward, thats weird and creepy
Someone having a key you didn't give already means theft who knows what he would have done she wasn't there. I would have a serious talk.
Confiscate his key and keep an eye on yours. That's creepy.
And she should probably get her locks changed, copies are pretty easy to get
Run, just run... Maybe my judgment is a little paranoid from too many crime shows but I would sleep at someone's else's house until this issue is fixed.
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Show it anywayRun. Fast.
Call the cops?
Maybe you gave him the keys while doing Vodka shoots?
only one *o*
Oh look it's this comment. Never seen this suggested before.
In this case, I think dumping the guy is very appropriate. This guy is definitely obsessive and doesn't understand boundaries. And on top of that, he's sneaky. How the hell did he get a key to OP's home without her knowing??? Sounds to me like OP could be in physical danger with this guy, but in any case, who would want to date someone like that?
In this case, I agree. He got a key to her home without her knowledge or consent and sneaks into her house when he thinks she isn't there. That's just wrong. Dump this guy and get some new locks while you're at it.
Change the locks. Add several more locks. Never lock all of them, so than anyone trying to pick your locks will always be locking at least one of the locks.
Though I like the thought of this, you turn the tumbler one way to lock and another to unlock, so I'm not sure how well it'd work.
I'm not sure how it happened, but at my Yiayia's house, the dead bolt key has to be turned in the opposite direction than the normal lock on the doorknob. Maybe they could figure out a way to alternate the locks into a pattern, like left right, left right :P
so is mine number 31 I think it's clever :)
@10, there is nothing clever about this myth. I only have a limited experience picking locks, but I always could feel whether I was locking or unlocking a dead bolt. Also, after you have all the tumblers picked, you can slam the bolt and hear which way it hit a hard stop. If it is coming in or if it is going out is easy to distinguish. Lastly, buy pick resistant locks. It is much cheaper and more secure than buying multiple locks and keeping part of them locked. I know you used it as a joke, but this has been circulating the web as helpful advice.
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Confiscate his key and keep an eye on yours. That's creepy.
Have a serious talk with him?