By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML
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emeraldon 7

Yeah, gotta love those lightning quick reflexes and how they come in handy when you really shouldnt have them.

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DocBastard 38

Yeah, those cacti are vengeful *******. Either that or you're an idiot for catching one with your bare hands. While you're at it, would you give my pet porcupine a bath? He's quite tame, I assure you.

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himoonkey 8

It's funny how you're callig someone a moron when your grammar is off.

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j_cat187 19

Cacti are bastards. It's not the big spikes, it's the invisibly small ones.

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loginword123 0

Well I geuss that thanks is better then nothing

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curleyQ97 9

i think it wouldve understood why you didnt save it..

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lionlvr 9

Why the heck would you even bother saving a cactus? You knew what was going to happen.

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Rasetsu 10

The cactus was probably female and didn't want to be the damsel in distress.

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Miouya 0

What did you expect? A touch of softness?

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gonad_gobbler 1

On the plus side at least you know your reflexes are...sharp

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