By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML
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emeraldon 7

Yeah, gotta love those lightning quick reflexes and how they come in handy when you really shouldnt have them.

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DocBastard 38

Yeah, those cacti are vengeful *******. Either that or you're an idiot for catching one with your bare hands. While you're at it, would you give my pet porcupine a bath? He's quite tame, I assure you.

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cheesendouche 1

well darrrr. but seriously i feel for you. try putting ur hand on a hot stove element it will draw the spikes and poisen out.

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Be careful! He/She may believe you & actually try that! O_O

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jballer24 0

Your dumb as **** for trying to catch a cactus

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Thatpianoguy 12

It's a cactus what do you expect?

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